Vladimir Figurine Bad Taste Bear

Vladimir has been drinking vodka since the tender age of two (his mother found that Smirnoff was

Vladimir has been drinking vodka since the tender age of two (his mother found that Smirnoff was the the only thing that would stop him crying). He soon began to build up a tolerance for strong liquer and likes to douse his cornflakes in it for a 'Breakfast pick-me-up'. He has suffered serious health problems as a result of this Vodka dependancy. Docters say that his body is acustomed to a certain blood alcohol level that he is unable to live without a constant dose. Vladimir now relies on a drip to feed his body vodka that it needs to stay alive.

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