Firebox The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

What a momentous day that was. Thousands of tasteless lawn ornaments perished. Patios and flowerbeds

What a momentous day that was. Thousands of tasteless lawn ornaments perished. Patios and flowerbeds were strewn with little ceramic limbs as this gargantuan beast laid down the law.

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