Talking Balls! Old Man

Old Man. Listen man it's sad to say, you've aged a

Old Man. Listen man it's sad to say, you've aged another year today. Things will start to pack it in, your eyes, your hair, a toothless grin. On the plus side your genitals swell, your willy hangs lower, your nuts as well. A splendid sight to behold... (Birthday - Humorous)

Dimensions:
21 cm x 21 cm (circle)
Features:

Message on Front:
Old Man. Listen man its sad to say, youve aged another year today. Things will start to pack it in, your eyes, your hair, a toothless grin. On the plus side your genitals swell, your willy hangs lower, your nuts as well. A splendid sight to behold...
Message in Middle:
... but itll never stand up youre way to old!
Make:
Talking Balls!
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