Odious Oswald is `ere Ode to 50!

An ode to the BIG 50. Now you've got to fifty, it'

An ode to the BIG 50. Now you've got to fifty, it's really time to think of taking things more easily with sex and food and drink. The body just won't take it, it's time to call a truce. It's not too late to rectify, those decades of abuse. Forget the late night parties and boogying till dawn. The time has come for gentle strolls and sitting on the lawn. So celebrate your 50th, but please avoid all stress. And if you're offered booze or sex.... (Birthday - 50)

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15 cm x 23 cm
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Message on Front:
An ode to the BIG 50. Now youve got to fifty, its really time to think of taking things more easily with sex and food and drink. The body just wont take it, its time to call a truce. Its not too late to rectify, those decades of abuse. Forget the late night parties and boogying till dawn. The time has come for gentle strolls and sitting on the lawn. So celebrate your 50th, but please avoid all stress. And if youre offered booze or sex....
Message in Middle:
Oh bugger it - say YES!
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Odious Oswald is ere

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