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Horner P M Tea



Ladies problems are caused by the p m Tea Faeries
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Horner P M Tea
Ladies problems are caused by the p m Tea Faeries. These creatures are nasty and sly. They create intense mood swings by introducing magical hormones into your body while you sleep. They experiment with various types of mood including ones that make you feel like the end of the world is coming and others that simply make you feel like the whole world is against you. These hormones have horrible effects such as stomach cramps that make you want to die and cravings that help you eat 3 times as much as (Birthday - Female Friend)
Dimensions:
11.9cm x 16.9cm
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Ladies problems are caused by the p m Tea Faeries. These creatures are nasty and sly. They create intense mood swings by introducing magical hormones into your body while you sleep. They experiment with various types of mood including ones that make you feel like the end of the world is coming and others that simply make you feel like the whole world is against you. These hormones have horrible effects such as stomach cramps that make you want to die and cravings that help you eat 3 times as much as
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(none) Back message: usual. At the same time the Bloating Faerie visits and blows bubbles into yourbelly button to make you feel enormous for a week. The Faeries consider that angry and violent results are best, though unreasonable behaviour and giving the impression of being a complete lunatic comes a close second. The Faeries favourite Unpredictability Lotion adds a fun twist to th

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