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Horner Haerie



Body Hair is grown by the Haerie Faeries. Deep in
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Horner Haerie
Body Hair is grown by the Haerie Faeries. Deep in the Faerie wood grow the Folly Cool Plants which are harvested by the Haerie Faeries. They take the seeds and plant them in your pores. They are usually sown in the legs and underarms, however some faeries target the upper lip. These Faeries duties include vandalising all hair removal lotion and creams using secret techniques which they have evolved to deal with any new product that comes onto the market. Haeries also enjoy blunting razors and stealing leg (Birthday - Female Friend)
Dimensions:
11.9cm x 16.9cm
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Message on Front:
Body Hair is grown by the Haerie Faeries. Deep in the Faerie wood grow the Folly Cool Plants which are harvested by the Haerie Faeries. They take the seeds and plant them in your pores. They are usually sown in the legs and underarms, however some faeries target the upper lip. These Faeries duties include vandalising all hair removal lotion and creams using secret techniques which they have evolved to deal with any new product that comes onto the market. Haeries also enjoy blunting razors and stealing leg
Message in Middle:
(none) Back message: wax which they put into peoples ears while they sleep. If disaster occurs and someone manages to remove body hair then the emergency Magigrow team will visit that evening. The operation involves rubbing Magigrow cream into the smooth areas of the skin to revitalise the Folly Cools and encourage maximum instant growth. The Haeries famous motto is, Bristles a

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