Horner Fat Arse

Big Bums are created by the Fat Arse Faeries. The

Big Bums are created by the Fat Arse Faeries. The Fat Arse Faeries visit when you are feeling low. They begin to model your bum into what they see as a work of art. Fat Arse Faeries have close contacts in the lard farming industry which is owned by the pixies. It is this lard, which is carried in buckets to your bedside (Birthday - Female Friend)

Dimensions:
11.9cm x 16.9cm
Features:

Message on Front:
Big Bums are created by the Fat Arse Faeries. The Fat Arse Faeries visit when you are feeling low. They begin to model your bum into what they see as a work of art. Fat Arse Faeries have close contacts in the lard farming industry which is owned by the pixies. It is this lard, which is carried in buckets to your bedside
Message in Middle:
(no message) Back message: they slap it on liberally and rub it in well. Many visits combine to make the arse larger and larger, growing imperceptibly over weeks and months. Their intentions are good, they think humans like fat arses, so be flattered if they seem to spend a lot of time on you. These hand crafted arses are totally resistant to diet and exercise.
Make:
Horner

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